1 00:00:00,813 --> 00:00:02,407 Katie: Time for school. 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,940 Morning, Baby Doll. 3 00:00:08,002 --> 00:00:09,802 What's the trash bag for? 4 00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:13,105 My ponies are my best friends in the whole world. 5 00:00:13,174 --> 00:00:15,207 If there's a fire, they need to survive. 6 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,243 Fire drill! 7 00:00:17,311 --> 00:00:19,478 [Clattering] 8 00:00:19,547 --> 00:00:21,013 Katie: What's more troubling... 9 00:00:21,082 --> 00:00:23,882 the fact that plastic ponies are her best friends, 10 00:00:23,951 --> 00:00:25,417 or that she's planning on letting 11 00:00:25,486 --> 00:00:27,808 the rest of us burn in our beds? 12 00:00:28,956 --> 00:00:30,990 [Sighs] 13 00:00:31,058 --> 00:00:32,222 Oliver: Come in! 14 00:00:32,247 --> 00:00:34,627 Soon as they hit 12, you learn to knock. 15 00:00:34,695 --> 00:00:36,895 You learn the hard way. 16 00:00:36,964 --> 00:00:38,931 Hey, Oliver. 17 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,466 New shirt looks good. 18 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:41,767 I can't be seen in this. 19 00:00:41,836 --> 00:00:42,868 What? 20 00:00:42,937 --> 00:00:44,403 You begged me to buy you that polo shirt. 21 00:00:44,472 --> 00:00:46,405 Yes, but not from an outlet mall. 22 00:00:46,474 --> 00:00:48,707 What the hell difference does it make where it's from? 23 00:00:48,776 --> 00:00:50,843 Outlet malls sell the flawed reject shirts. 24 00:00:50,911 --> 00:00:53,812 Look at the cricket player. Look at his bat. 25 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:55,914 It's defective. The bat's bent. 26 00:00:55,983 --> 00:00:58,250 The bat's bent! 27 00:00:58,319 --> 00:00:59,451 So? 28 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,353 Classic tell of a discount purchase. 29 00:01:01,422 --> 00:01:03,722 Oliver, it is not a big deal. 30 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:06,458 Honestly, without any drama, for real, 31 00:01:06,527 --> 00:01:08,927 this is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone. 32 00:01:08,996 --> 00:01:10,429 Okay, well, guess what. 33 00:01:10,498 --> 00:01:13,132 I bought you the [bleep] shirt so you're going to wear it! 34 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,368 There's two types of parents... Ones who curse at their kids... 35 00:01:16,437 --> 00:01:19,809 and the ones who lie and say they don't curse at their kids. 36 00:01:20,641 --> 00:01:25,411 ♪ 37 00:01:25,479 --> 00:01:27,813 [Sighs deeply] 38 00:01:27,882 --> 00:01:30,131 Taylor, why are you still in bed?! 39 00:01:31,588 --> 00:01:32,653 [Thud] 40 00:01:32,678 --> 00:01:33,678 Taylor: Ow! 41 00:01:38,225 --> 00:01:41,393 Greg, you can't possibly still be in the bathroom. 42 00:01:41,462 --> 00:01:44,263 I was almost done, but you just spooked it back in! 43 00:01:44,332 --> 00:01:46,465 [Sighs] 44 00:01:46,534 --> 00:01:49,301 Synced and corrected by 129 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,326 I want her to have friends. Lots of friends. 130 00:05:01,395 --> 00:05:03,228 Not plastic ponies. 131 00:05:03,297 --> 00:05:06,298 I'm not even hungry. That's how upset I am. 132 00:05:06,367 --> 00:05:07,966 I'm still eating it. 133 00:05:08,035 --> 00:05:09,035 Isn't there a rule 134 00:05:09,103 --> 00:05:10,623 where everyone in the class is invited? 135 00:05:10,671 --> 00:05:11,937 - Mnh-mnh. - They don't do that here. 136 00:05:12,006 --> 00:05:13,906 Kids are taught to feel like garbage 137 00:05:13,974 --> 00:05:16,308 at a much younger age in Westport. 138 00:05:16,377 --> 00:05:18,810 I have to figure out a way for her to fit in better. 139 00:05:20,314 --> 00:05:23,782 It might also help if you could fit in better, too. 140 00:05:23,851 --> 00:05:26,485 You think I'm the reason that she's not getting invited? 141 00:05:26,554 --> 00:05:28,754 Well, it's not the kids who send out the Evites, Katie. 142 00:05:28,822 --> 00:05:30,155 - It's the moms. - Yeah. 143 00:05:30,224 --> 00:05:31,557 And at the parties, the kids hang out with the kids 144 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,258 and the moms hang out with the moms. 145 00:05:33,327 --> 00:05:35,160 And the moms know you can't stand them. 146 00:05:35,229 --> 00:05:37,258 Mm. Katie, they like you about as much 147 00:05:37,312 --> 00:05:39,097 as a Catholic priest likes a tattletale. 148 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:40,179 [Laughs] 149 00:05:40,204 --> 00:05:41,867 You guys don't like them, either. 150 00:05:41,936 --> 00:05:43,156 But they don't know that I don't like them. 151 00:05:43,181 --> 00:05:44,870 - I don't let on. - And I do? 152 00:05:44,939 --> 00:05:46,838 - Katie, we love you. - Like a sister. 153 00:05:46,907 --> 00:05:48,707 Your sister opened six credit cards in your name 154 00:05:48,732 --> 00:05:49,641 and fled to Honduras. 155 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:51,243 Not specifically my sister. 156 00:05:51,312 --> 00:05:53,845 Whenever you're on a mommy e-mail chain, 157 00:05:53,914 --> 00:05:57,259 you always reply, "Really, guys?" or "Not it!" 158 00:05:57,284 --> 00:05:58,150 Yep. 159 00:05:58,218 --> 00:06:01,153 So to get Anna-Kat invited, I have to fake liking them? 160 00:06:01,221 --> 00:06:02,654 - Yes. - No. 161 00:06:02,723 --> 00:06:04,423 I'm not selling out to this town. 162 00:06:04,491 --> 00:06:06,191 Listen, if these women were drowning, 163 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:07,893 I wouldn't throw them a life jacket. 164 00:06:07,962 --> 00:06:09,061 I mean, of course they'd be fine 165 00:06:09,129 --> 00:06:10,028 because fake boobies float. 166 00:06:10,097 --> 00:06:11,530 But the point is, 167 00:06:11,599 --> 00:06:14,066 I play the game so that my kids get invited. 168 00:06:14,134 --> 00:06:16,034 If you want Anna-Kat to go to these parties, 169 00:06:16,103 --> 00:06:17,469 you're gonna have to suck it up 170 00:06:17,538 --> 00:06:19,746 and play with the Westport moms. 171 00:06:19,771 --> 00:06:21,039 Yep. 172 00:06:21,108 --> 00:06:23,609 If I have to, I will. 173 00:06:23,677 --> 00:06:25,243 Ugh. I just lost my appetite. 174 00:06:25,312 --> 00:06:26,745 - Great. - I'm still eating it. 175 00:06:26,814 --> 00:06:27,814 Damn it. 176 00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:32,158 ♪ 177 00:06:32,227 --> 00:06:35,262 Are you starting to get the cleaning tingles? 178 00:06:35,330 --> 00:06:37,864 I love the cleaning tingles. 179 00:06:37,933 --> 00:06:39,799 And to determine the vector, you...? 180 00:06:39,868 --> 00:06:41,375 I don't remember. 181 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:42,869 You don't remember or you're not trying? 182 00:06:42,938 --> 00:06:44,938 Both. 183 00:06:45,007 --> 00:06:49,643 Okay, dinner tonight is last night's, plus Cheetos. 184 00:06:49,711 --> 00:06:51,711 Where are you going, Mama? 185 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,546 To get you invited to that party. 186 00:06:53,615 --> 00:06:55,515 A real birthday party? 187 00:06:55,584 --> 00:06:57,751 - Yeah. - It's finally happening! 188 00:06:57,819 --> 00:06:59,285 [Chuckles] 189 00:07:01,623 --> 00:07:03,636 Here's the intel on Tara Summers... 190 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:06,266 dresses like her kid, yoga body, and is a militant vegetarian. 191 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:08,311 - Not even bacon. - No vegetarian eats bacon. 192 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:10,046 Some make an exception, like in a Cobb salad. 193 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:11,781 - No. - I don't have time to argue. 194 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,083 I have to hit the Pressed Juice Bar 195 00:07:13,151 --> 00:07:15,385 right when the 4:00 yoga class is letting out. 196 00:07:15,454 --> 00:07:17,921 Do I look like a Westport mom? 197 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:20,490 You're wearing black baked potatoes on your feet. 198 00:07:20,559 --> 00:07:22,759 They're clogs. They're perfectly acceptable. 199 00:07:22,828 --> 00:07:24,327 If you work in a vet's office. 200 00:07:24,396 --> 00:07:26,162 To be clear, you're selling out your beliefs 201 00:07:26,231 --> 00:07:27,416 to befriend a woman you can't stand 202 00:07:27,441 --> 00:07:29,766 to get Anna-Kat invited to a party with girls you don't approve of? 203 00:07:29,835 --> 00:07:32,235 No one wants to have sex with a sarcastic summarizer, Greg. 204 00:07:34,106 --> 00:07:35,505 [Door slams] 205 00:07:35,574 --> 00:07:38,742 It's a different lesson. Okay, here we go. 206 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:40,143 ♪ 207 00:07:40,212 --> 00:07:41,311 [Indistinct conversations] 208 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:42,779 [Bell jingles] 209 00:07:42,848 --> 00:07:45,482 Hi, everyone. 210 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:47,317 All: Hi! 211 00:07:47,386 --> 00:07:50,353 I'm Katie. Our girls are in the same class? 212 00:07:50,422 --> 00:07:52,989 Yes, I see you at drop off... staring at me. 213 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:54,357 Because I love your outfits. 214 00:07:54,426 --> 00:07:56,826 I want to start dressing like a 7-year old, too. 215 00:07:56,895 --> 00:07:59,229 Came out wrong, but I'm just gonna plow forward. 216 00:07:59,297 --> 00:08:00,964 [Scoffs] You do yoga? 217 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:05,001 I have decided that it's time to embrace a healthy lifestyle. 218 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,836 I just want to immerse myself 219 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:09,172 in all that this community has to offer. 220 00:08:09,241 --> 00:08:12,008 - Oh. - That is so great! 221 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:14,110 I know! 222 00:08:14,179 --> 00:08:15,578 Any pointers for me? 223 00:08:15,647 --> 00:08:17,147 [Gasps] I've got an aesthetician for you. 224 00:08:17,215 --> 00:08:19,349 - You need a personal trainer. - And a personal shopper. 225 00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:20,684 Can't say for certain, 226 00:08:20,752 --> 00:08:21,751 but I have a feeling you'll need my waxer. 227 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:22,852 Mm-hmm. 228 00:08:22,921 --> 00:08:24,387 Thanks, you guys. 229 00:08:24,456 --> 00:08:26,656 They will never know how close they just came to death. 230 00:08:26,725 --> 00:08:29,759 Eye on the prize... invitation for Anna-Kat. 231 00:08:29,828 --> 00:08:32,529 I am really interested in becoming a vegetarian. 232 00:08:32,597 --> 00:08:34,798 - Oh! - Wonderful. 233 00:08:34,866 --> 00:08:38,301 With you becoming a vegetarian, we're gonna save so many animals. 234 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,836 - Oh, yes. - Yes. 235 00:08:39,905 --> 00:08:41,090 - [Beeping] - Oh! 236 00:08:41,115 --> 00:08:43,395 Yoga's starting. Let's head back in. 237 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:46,276 Come on, Katie! 238 00:08:46,344 --> 00:08:48,078 I thought class was over. 239 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:50,480 Oh, that's the 4:00. We're also doing the 5:30. 240 00:08:50,549 --> 00:08:51,549 Ugh! 241 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:52,782 Yeah! 242 00:08:52,851 --> 00:08:54,895 Ugh, yeah! 243 00:08:55,253 --> 00:09:00,190 I wouldn't do this for Greg, for Oliver, or for Taylor... 244 00:09:00,258 --> 00:09:02,125 [Woman gasps, screams, thud] 245 00:09:02,194 --> 00:09:05,161 ...but for Anna-Kat, I'll do anything. 246 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,796 Hi! 247 00:09:06,865 --> 00:09:10,400 Does having a favorite make me a bad mom? 248 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:12,202 I don't care. 249 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:13,903 That makes me a bad mom. 250 00:09:13,972 --> 00:09:16,272 What's the definition of the perfect square? 251 00:09:16,341 --> 00:09:17,974 You. [Chuckles] 252 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,342 Good burn. Wrong answer. 253 00:09:19,411 --> 00:09:22,378 Taylor, come on. We've been at this for a week. 254 00:09:22,447 --> 00:09:24,347 Dad, just face it, I don't get this stuff. 255 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,750 There is no not getting it. There's just not trying. 256 00:09:26,818 --> 00:09:29,052 Really, Dad? Quoting Yoda? 257 00:09:29,121 --> 00:09:31,054 [Pencil clatters] 258 00:09:31,123 --> 00:09:35,759 That's "Do or do not. There is no try." 259 00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:39,295 Come with me, Nerd. 260 00:09:39,364 --> 00:09:41,564 Just because I know "Star Wars" doesn't make me a... 261 00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:43,099 All right, I'll go. 262 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:44,634 ♪ 263 00:09:44,703 --> 00:09:46,803 [Ball bounces] 264 00:09:46,872 --> 00:09:49,506 See? I get this. Sports. 265 00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:51,014 Taylor, there's more to life than... 266 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,809 Your turn. 267 00:09:52,878 --> 00:09:55,078 This ball seems huge. Is it regulation? 268 00:09:56,114 --> 00:09:57,547 Okay. I got this. 269 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:02,952 I got it. Totally... I'm all in. 270 00:10:05,557 --> 00:10:07,891 See? You're not good at sports. 271 00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:09,025 I'm not good at school. 272 00:10:09,094 --> 00:10:10,527 It's just not who I am, 273 00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:13,429 like being normally coordinated is just not who you are. 274 00:10:13,498 --> 00:10:16,866 I wish my parents had pushed me to be better at sports. 275 00:10:16,935 --> 00:10:19,402 They coddled me, and they let me quit too easily. 276 00:10:19,471 --> 00:10:21,738 I wish I could talk business on the links 277 00:10:21,807 --> 00:10:23,473 or play a pick-up game with the guys. 278 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:24,641 What guys? 279 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,910 You know, the guys. My guys. 280 00:10:28,113 --> 00:10:29,379 All right, I have no guys. 281 00:10:29,447 --> 00:10:31,948 But the point is, I take no pride in being a bad athlete. 282 00:10:32,017 --> 00:10:34,117 You shouldn't take pride in being a bad student. 283 00:10:34,186 --> 00:10:35,919 But I'm perfectly happy with my grades. 284 00:10:35,987 --> 00:10:37,053 You should be, too. 285 00:10:38,957 --> 00:10:41,491 Look, Taylor, I'm not giving up. 286 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:43,960 Wha... 287 00:10:44,029 --> 00:10:46,396 Greg Otto down by two. 288 00:10:46,464 --> 00:10:50,033 Seconds on the clock. He shoots and... 289 00:10:50,101 --> 00:10:53,169 - Run! - We live here. 290 00:10:58,944 --> 00:11:00,910 [Sighs deeply] 291 00:11:00,979 --> 00:11:02,178 Yoga. 292 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,479 Hi, Mama. 293 00:11:03,548 --> 00:11:05,448 Hey, Honey. Is that the card for the party? 294 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:07,584 That's a lot of glitter. 295 00:11:07,652 --> 00:11:09,886 Daddy says it looks like a stripper sneezed on it. 296 00:11:09,955 --> 00:11:12,755 In my defense, I didn't think she heard me. 297 00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:15,692 So, how'd it got with the Real Housewives of Westport? 298 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,595 After spending some time around these women, 299 00:11:18,663 --> 00:11:20,496 I'm starting to feel some sympathy for them. 300 00:11:20,565 --> 00:11:21,731 Get this. 301 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,133 They have never been to the Olive Garden. 302 00:11:24,202 --> 00:11:26,135 [Cellphone chimes] 303 00:11:26,204 --> 00:11:29,973 Doris says the Evites went out. Lindsay Coolidge just got hers. 304 00:11:31,409 --> 00:11:34,377 Mine should just be right... 305 00:11:34,446 --> 00:11:37,347 Hm. 306 00:11:37,415 --> 00:11:39,215 It's just gonna take a second. 307 00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,783 I'll just refresh. 308 00:11:40,852 --> 00:11:42,418 [Banging on keypad] 309 00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:43,887 Is there a problem, Mama? 310 00:11:43,955 --> 00:11:46,022 No, Sweetie. Mnh-mnh. 311 00:11:46,091 --> 00:11:46,823 [Tapping] 312 00:11:46,892 --> 00:11:49,125 Refresh. Refresh. 313 00:11:49,194 --> 00:11:50,593 Refresh. 314 00:11:50,662 --> 00:11:53,022 Hey, Sweetie, why don't you finish your card upstairs, okay? 315 00:11:53,064 --> 00:11:54,964 - Okay, Daddy. - Good girl. 316 00:11:57,102 --> 00:11:58,668 Maybe it's just taking a little bit longer. 317 00:11:58,737 --> 00:12:00,970 - Don't all Evites go out at once? - I don't know! 318 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:02,572 I didn't build the Internet, Greg! 319 00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:06,376 [Tapping] 320 00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:09,412 [Sighs] 321 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,448 I didn't get invited. 322 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:13,811 Anna-Kat didn't get invited. 323 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,752 Yes, Anna-Kat. That's what I meant. 324 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,382 I can't believe all the things that I did 325 00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:18,788 to fit in with those idiots. 326 00:12:18,857 --> 00:12:20,990 I'm growing back everything that I waxed. 327 00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:22,889 Well, I got two weeks. 328 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:24,160 Yeah. 329 00:12:27,925 --> 00:12:29,358 I don't understand it! 330 00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:31,501 All week long, I was friendly Katie. 331 00:12:31,526 --> 00:12:32,697 Perky Katie. 332 00:12:32,722 --> 00:12:34,876 The kind of Katie who charmed your entire family. 333 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:37,115 I was rehearsal-dinner Katie. 334 00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,267 Whoa. 335 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:40,002 Maybe the move to Westport was a bad idea. 336 00:12:40,071 --> 00:12:42,204 I'm an outcast. Anna-Kat's an outcast. 337 00:12:42,273 --> 00:12:43,839 And Oliver's becoming a douche. 338 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:44,940 Katie. 339 00:12:45,009 --> 00:12:46,875 And Taylor's goal in life is to marry rich 340 00:12:46,944 --> 00:12:49,144 and drink those stupid pressed juices all day. 341 00:12:49,213 --> 00:12:51,614 Yeah. Maybe moving to Westport was a bad idea. 342 00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:53,616 What are you doing? 343 00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:54,817 What? 344 00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:56,418 Don't agree with me. I'm spiraling. 345 00:12:56,487 --> 00:12:58,180 You're job is to say that we did the right thing. 346 00:12:58,227 --> 00:13:00,222 That is Greg and Katie 101, man. 347 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,658 Listen, I'm sorry that Anna-Kat wasn't invited to the party, 348 00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:04,167 but you shouldn't have promised her. 349 00:13:04,228 --> 00:13:05,527 Now we have to go tell her. 350 00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:07,162 [Sighs] It's gonna break her little heart. 351 00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:09,698 - Where are you going? - To rake the leaves. 352 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:12,034 - It's nighttime. - Yeah, I realize that. 353 00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:13,235 This way, nobody sees me, 354 00:13:13,304 --> 00:13:14,970 and I won't have to suffer the humiliation 355 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:17,673 of being the only kid in town who does yard work. 356 00:13:17,742 --> 00:13:18,907 [Door closes] 357 00:13:18,976 --> 00:13:20,376 See? 358 00:13:20,444 --> 00:13:23,045 - He's a douche. - Yeah. 359 00:13:23,114 --> 00:13:25,781 I like your fur. It's very shiny. 360 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:28,376 Uh-oh. Both parents. That's never good. 361 00:13:28,469 --> 00:13:33,305 Honey, there's a problem with the party. 362 00:13:33,374 --> 00:13:34,473 But you promised! 363 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,775 And I made a birthday card and everything. 364 00:13:36,844 --> 00:13:39,178 Sweetie, a lot of times with the kids' birthday parties, 365 00:13:39,246 --> 00:13:40,679 they can't invite the whole class. 366 00:13:40,748 --> 00:13:42,514 It's expensive, and there isn't enough room. 367 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,684 Autumn's parents are renting out the whole aquarium. 368 00:13:45,753 --> 00:13:48,153 Okay, that's a piece of information I was missing, 369 00:13:48,222 --> 00:13:49,455 and it changes things. 370 00:13:49,523 --> 00:13:52,291 You know what I did when Jay Zambelli didn't invite me 371 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,226 to his birthday party at Six Flags? 372 00:13:54,295 --> 00:13:56,695 - What, Daddy? - I had the best day. 373 00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:58,998 My parents took me to the aquar... ium. 374 00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:02,067 Katie, anything? 375 00:14:02,136 --> 00:14:04,136 This couldn't be sadder. 376 00:14:04,205 --> 00:14:06,572 Will you guys have a party with me? 377 00:14:06,641 --> 00:14:08,707 That made it sadder. 378 00:14:08,776 --> 00:14:11,276 ♪ 379 00:14:11,345 --> 00:14:15,014 Just a couple of lonely girls having a pony pity party. 380 00:14:15,082 --> 00:14:16,082 - Hey! - Hey. 381 00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:18,317 - Hey! - Hey! 382 00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:21,186 What are you guys doing here? 383 00:14:21,255 --> 00:14:23,088 Greg called us. He told us what happened. 384 00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:25,090 Entenmann's Louisiana crunch cake. 385 00:14:25,159 --> 00:14:26,258 And if that doesn't work, 386 00:14:26,327 --> 00:14:28,827 I'll stop by Carvel and get a Cookie Puss. 387 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:32,031 All right, Anna-Kat, let's get you up to bed. 388 00:14:32,099 --> 00:14:33,265 You okay, Sweetie? 389 00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:34,967 Yeah. I guess. You? 390 00:14:35,036 --> 00:14:37,536 I'll be all right. 391 00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:40,072 I know what'll cheer you up. 392 00:14:40,141 --> 00:14:42,174 We'll YouTube some videos of the Hindenburg. 393 00:14:42,243 --> 00:14:43,609 36 fatalities... 394 00:14:43,678 --> 00:14:47,613 13 passengers, 22 crewman, and one on the ground. 395 00:14:47,682 --> 00:14:49,982 Okay. 396 00:14:51,952 --> 00:14:54,687 How cute are those little legs? 397 00:14:54,755 --> 00:14:57,456 How could anyone not want those legs at a party? 398 00:14:57,525 --> 00:14:59,158 Or mine for that matter? 399 00:14:59,226 --> 00:15:01,627 [Chuckles] So, what happened? 400 00:15:01,696 --> 00:15:04,363 I don't know where I went wrong. 401 00:15:04,432 --> 00:15:06,098 Hi! 402 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,766 - Nailed it, right? - Dead on. 403 00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:09,735 Actually felt my sphincter clench with rage. 404 00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,770 [Laughs] Katie, come on. 405 00:15:11,839 --> 00:15:13,605 You really want to be friends with those women? 406 00:15:13,674 --> 00:15:14,907 Of course not. 407 00:15:14,975 --> 00:15:17,176 But I want them to want to be friends with me. 408 00:15:17,244 --> 00:15:18,844 Up until now, I've been rejecting them. 409 00:15:18,913 --> 00:15:20,245 I just assumed 410 00:15:20,314 --> 00:15:21,680 that they would want me to be a part of their group 411 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:23,382 if I gave them the chance. 412 00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:24,817 Now I put myself out there, 413 00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,819 and I'm back in high school dealing with Holly Platt. 414 00:15:26,887 --> 00:15:27,720 - Aw. - Mm. 415 00:15:27,788 --> 00:15:29,288 - She iced you out? - No. 416 00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:32,024 Other way around. I was super cool in high school. 417 00:15:32,093 --> 00:15:34,993 But for the first time, I know how she felt. 418 00:15:35,062 --> 00:15:37,996 If I had a time machine, I'd go back and apologize. 419 00:15:38,065 --> 00:15:39,695 You could just find her on Facebook and apologize. 420 00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,967 Ugh! But then I'd have to log in, 421 00:15:42,036 --> 00:15:43,836 and it would just... 422 00:15:43,904 --> 00:15:45,804 I just swept. You guys are getting crumbs everywhere. 423 00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:47,673 [Muffled] Oh! Oh, what's that? 424 00:15:47,742 --> 00:15:51,210 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh. I can't hear you, Oliver 425 00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:52,845 [Sighs] Grow up, Doris. 426 00:15:55,416 --> 00:15:58,350 I love messing with that kid. 427 00:15:58,419 --> 00:16:01,120 [Chuckling] I'm such a bully. It's super unhealthy. 428 00:16:01,188 --> 00:16:03,655 We cannot let Tara Summers get away with this. 429 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:05,858 - We have to do something. - Like what? 430 00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:07,726 Remember that Mel Gibson movie, "The Patriot"? 431 00:16:07,762 --> 00:16:08,894 When they gathered the townspeople, 432 00:16:08,963 --> 00:16:10,963 locked them in the church, and then burned it to the ground? 433 00:16:11,031 --> 00:16:12,431 Go on. 434 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,434 I'm going to do that to those moms at the Pressed Juice Bar. 435 00:16:15,503 --> 00:16:17,143 Okay. Well, you're gonna have to volunteer 436 00:16:17,204 --> 00:16:19,138 a whole lot more at school if all those moms are dead. 437 00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:22,775 Fine. Then you come up with something. 438 00:16:22,843 --> 00:16:26,145 Actually, I think I know what might work. 439 00:16:26,213 --> 00:16:28,480 [Rock music plays] 440 00:16:28,549 --> 00:16:30,149 Tara Summers' house, 441 00:16:30,217 --> 00:16:32,742 home of Westport's meanest vegetarian. 442 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,320 We're not egging her house or T.P.ing it. 443 00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:36,855 We are above that. 444 00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:41,057 But we are not above raising old meat on her flagpole. 445 00:16:41,082 --> 00:16:42,175 [Laughter] Yeah! 446 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,979 That's wasn't meant to sound dirty. 447 00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:45,647 It's the perfect revenge. 448 00:16:45,716 --> 00:16:47,750 Vandalism makes me feel so much better. 449 00:16:47,818 --> 00:16:49,151 I love you guys. 450 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:51,820 - No one messes with our Katie. - Amen. 451 00:16:51,889 --> 00:16:53,300 To survive in Westport, 452 00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:56,525 I found out all you really need are two good friends. 453 00:16:56,594 --> 00:16:58,260 Some say you need just one. 454 00:16:58,329 --> 00:17:00,662 I like two just in case one of them dies. 455 00:17:00,731 --> 00:17:01,797 [Dogs barking] 456 00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,499 Run for it! Go! Go! 457 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:06,935 Is that how you run? I've never seen you run before! 458 00:17:07,004 --> 00:17:08,670 You don't look so great, either! 459 00:17:08,739 --> 00:17:11,874 Hanging with Doris and Angela gave me an idea. 460 00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:13,709 I found out that, for whatever reason, 461 00:17:13,778 --> 00:17:16,378 two other girls were also not invited to Autumn's party. 462 00:17:16,447 --> 00:17:18,480 Anna-Kat doesn't need 100 friends. 463 00:17:18,549 --> 00:17:20,482 Two is plenty. 464 00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:24,219 Maybe Rajni and Eyeball Shirt will be her partners in crime. 465 00:17:24,288 --> 00:17:26,321 [Girls laughing] 466 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,226 Hey, Taylor. This is Ashley and Lavi. 467 00:17:31,295 --> 00:17:32,767 - Hi. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 468 00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:33,729 So pretty. 469 00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,063 Thank you. [Chuckles] 470 00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:37,466 Oh, and quite the student. Check out this math test. 471 00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:40,035 She got a C-minus. 472 00:17:40,104 --> 00:17:43,172 - I'm sure she... - Dad, what are you doing? 473 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,484 Well, you said I should be fine with your grades, so I'm being fine. 474 00:17:45,509 --> 00:17:46,608 [Chuckles] 475 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,020 I'm so proud of my average daughter. 476 00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:49,711 [Nervous laughter] 477 00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:52,247 Looking sharp. 478 00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:55,336 Polo shirt purchased at Ed Mitchell's at full price. 479 00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:58,704 See, Scoobs, you appreciate it more when you work hard for it. 480 00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:00,572 You're so right, Mom. 481 00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:03,876 Cleaning out the closets? 482 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:06,245 Yes. 483 00:18:06,313 --> 00:18:08,280 Me too. Did you get a thank you? 484 00:18:08,349 --> 00:18:09,848 No. 485 00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,184 - No one appreciates us. - Mm-hmm. 486 00:18:12,253 --> 00:18:14,553 - Oliver. - Luz. 487 00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,355 Throwing away a good shirt? 488 00:18:16,423 --> 00:18:19,591 It's not good. See? 489 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,326 The bat is askew. 490 00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:25,774 I can re-stitch this in two minutes, make it good as new. 491 00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:27,399 - You can? - Mm-hmm. 492 00:18:27,468 --> 00:18:30,135 If I bought a whole bunch of these defective shirts, 493 00:18:30,204 --> 00:18:31,637 would you fix them for me? 494 00:18:31,705 --> 00:18:34,206 Why? So you can resell them to kids for a profit? 495 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:38,377 Luz, we could be partners. 70-30. 496 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:40,746 Don't mess with me, boy. 497 00:18:40,814 --> 00:18:42,347 50-50. 498 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,553 Why are you doing your evil smile? 499 00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:50,768 This is my everyday adorable smile. 500 00:18:51,425 --> 00:18:53,182 ♪ 501 00:18:53,207 --> 00:18:55,250 Maybe I jumped the gun about Westport. 502 00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:58,055 Things are looking up for the Otto family. 503 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:02,267 Oliver has learned a little something about having a work ethic. 504 00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:04,069 And Taylor realizes 505 00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:07,539 that C's are not something to be proud of. 506 00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,680 - [Whinnying] - And Anna-Kat... 507 00:19:14,748 --> 00:19:17,049 - [Whinnying] - ...just might have two good friends. 508 00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:18,750 [Screams, laughs] 509 00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:21,009 Or maybe just one good friend. 510 00:19:25,528 --> 00:19:26,660 ♪ 511 00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:30,197 [Whinnying] 512 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:31,932 Did you have fun today? 513 00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,368 It wasn't the aquarium, but it was fun. 514 00:19:34,436 --> 00:19:35,936 Hey, forget about the aquarium. 515 00:19:36,005 --> 00:19:37,838 We're gonna do something great ourselves. 516 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:40,741 How about we take you to the Disney... 517 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,043 - World! - Disney World! 518 00:19:43,068 --> 00:19:44,188 ♪ 519 00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:46,647 Hey, guys, we're going to Disney World! 520 00:19:46,715 --> 00:19:49,149 Store. 521 00:19:49,218 --> 00:19:51,618 I was going to say, "Take you to the Disney Store." 522 00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:54,214 I know. But you saw her face. What was I supposed to do? 523 00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:56,309 I don't know. Maybe let me finish my sentence? 524 00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:57,942 We can't afford to go to Disney World. 525 00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,770 Now we have to disappoint her all over again. 526 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,998 Honey, we're not going to Disney World. 527 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,100 It's closed. 528 00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:10,771 Mr. Toad... evidently... 529 00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:12,739 went wild, and... 530 00:20:12,808 --> 00:20:14,441 - Oh. - Yeah. 531 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,243 I am so sorry. 532 00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:17,674 How about we take you to see... 533 00:20:17,729 --> 00:20:21,548 - World! - Oh, my God! SeaWorld! 534 00:20:21,617 --> 00:20:24,351 Hey, guys, we're going to SeaWorld! 535 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,153 I was gonna say, "Take you to see a movie." 536 00:20:26,221 --> 00:20:28,221 This is why I'm her favorite parent. 537 00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:29,812 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com